Ever Expanding Waistline
Who ate all the pies. Pizzicato strings, tuba and woodwind
1:23 · 84 BPM
Those moments in life where we mess up and wish the ground would swallow us up. Quirky music for observational and tongue in cheek factual entertainment and documentaries taking a light-hearted look at genuine mistakes, gross negligence and plain stupidity. Includes alternate mixes, versions and stings
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Ever Expanding Waistline
Who ate all the pies. Pizzicato strings, tuba and woodwind
1:23 · 84 BPM
The Things People Do To Look Good
Excruciatingly annoying pimple squeezer hogging the bathroom. Pizzicato strings and woodwind
1:19 · 100 BPM
I’m Such A Berk
Sometimes nothing goes right. Hapless souls performing epic fails with comic tuned percussion and pizzicato strings
1:05 · 108 BPM
Puffed Up Princess
Spoiled kids impressing pushy parents. Comical and cringeworthy with tuba, strings, piano and clarinet melody
1:17 · 83 BPM
No One At The Help Desk
Steam slowly rising as frustration with inept service reaches boiling point. Clarinets and glockenspiel
1:25 · 42 BPM
Heading In The Wrong Direction
Totally lost and determined to get more lost! Upbeat oddball adventure with pizzicato strings and glockenspiel
0:59 · 117 BPM
Posh Neighbours
Laughable antics of ridiculously aspirational neighbours. Delusions of grandeur on a massive scale with strings, woodwind and glockenspiel
1:08 · 76 BPM
Making The Best Of It
Saving face after an embarrassing incident. Light and breezy pizzicato strings, bassoon, piano and glockenspiel
0:59 · 86 BPM
What did we get up to last night. Light comic feel with bassoon, pizzicato strings and tuned percussion
1:15 · 65 BPM
Neighbourhood Gossip
What about her at number 47! Mysterious yet comical harmonica, vibes and pizzicato strings
1:11 · 119 BPM
Terminally Stupid
Laughing at the absurdity of it all. Quirky piano and pizzicato strings
1:07 · 86 BPM
Staggering home after a night on the sauce. Comical drunk with pub piano and cheesy organ
1:14 · 105 BPM
Rogue Traders
Dodgy tradesmen caught red handed. Comic tuba, vibes and pizzicato strings
1:10 · 111 BPM
Muddling Through
A haphazard project taking shape. Eventually. Lot of head scratching going on with bassoon and pizzicato strings
1:17 · 121 BPM
Not The Brightest Plan
Things aren’t turning out quite right. Quirky bassoon and pizzicato strings
1:26 · 100 BPM
Stop Giggling
Trying hard not to laugh at an embarrassing situation. Humorous bassoon and pizzicato strings
1:07 · 118 BPM
He’s A Tryer
Ageing local lothario takes rejection in his stride. Comical character with bassoon, glockenspiel, woodwind and pizzicato strings
0:59 · 135 BPM
Well That’s Embarrassing
Will I ever live this down. Faltering performance leads to embarrassment with pizzicato and low strings
0:54 · 100 BPM
Headless Chickens
What a palaver. Up-tempo silly chase sequence with pizzicato strings, tuba and tuned percussion
1:03 · 160 BPM
Don’t Be Embarrassed
Getting over first night nerves. The countdown begins with pizzicato strings and clock FX
1:19 · 69 BPM
Curious Tango
There’s some odd people about. A quirky tango with pizzicato strings, snare drum and harmonica
1:22 · 114 BPM