Ever Expanding Waistline
Who ate all the pies. Pizzicato strings, tuba and woodwind
1:23 · 84 BPM
Those moments in life where we mess up and wish the ground would swallow us up. Quirky music for observational and tongue in cheek factual entertainment and documentaries taking a light-hearted look at genuine mistakes, gross negligence and plain stupidity. Includes alternate mixes, versions and stings
Songwriters and composers
Zone Plus
Ever Expanding Waistline
Who ate all the pies. Pizzicato strings, tuba and woodwind
1:23 · 84 BPM
The Things People Do To Look Good
Excruciatingly annoying pimple squeezer hogging the bathroom. Pizzicato strings and woodwind
1:19 · 100 BPM
I’m Such A Berk
Sometimes nothing goes right. Hapless souls performing epic fails with comic tuned percussion and pizzicato strings
1:05 · 108 BPM
Puffed Up Princess
Spoiled kids impressing pushy parents. Comical and cringeworthy with tuba, strings, piano and clarinet melody
1:17 · 83 BPM
No One At The Help Desk
Steam slowly rising as frustration with inept service reaches boiling point. Clarinets and glockenspiel
1:25 · 42 BPM
Heading In The Wrong Direction
Totally lost and determined to get more lost! Upbeat oddball adventure with pizzicato strings and glockenspiel
0:59 · 117 BPM
Posh Neighbours
Laughable antics of ridiculously aspirational neighbours. Delusions of grandeur on a massive scale with strings, woodwind and glockenspiel
1:08 · 76 BPM
Making The Best Of It
Saving face after an embarrassing incident. Light and breezy pizzicato strings, bassoon, piano and glockenspiel
0:59 · 86 BPM
What did we get up to last night. Light comic feel with bassoon, pizzicato strings and tuned percussion
1:15 · 65 BPM
Neighbourhood Gossip
What about her at number 47! Mysterious yet comical harmonica, vibes and pizzicato strings
1:11 · 119 BPM
Terminally Stupid
Laughing at the absurdity of it all. Quirky piano and pizzicato strings
1:07 · 86 BPM
Staggering home after a night on the sauce. Comical drunk with pub piano and cheesy organ
1:14 · 105 BPM
Rogue Traders
Dodgy tradesmen caught red handed. Comic tuba, vibes and pizzicato strings
1:10 · 111 BPM
Muddling Through
A haphazard project taking shape. Eventually. Lot of head scratching going on with bassoon and pizzicato strings
1:17 · 121 BPM
Not The Brightest Plan
Things aren’t turning out quite right. Quirky bassoon and pizzicato strings
1:26 · 100 BPM
Stop Giggling
Trying hard not to laugh at an embarrassing situation. Humorous bassoon and pizzicato strings
1:07 · 118 BPM
He’s A Tryer
Ageing local lothario takes rejection in his stride. Comical character with bassoon, glockenspiel, woodwind and pizzicato strings
0:59 · 135 BPM
Well That’s Embarrassing
Will I ever live this down. Faltering performance leads to embarrassment with pizzicato and low strings
0:54 · 100 BPM
Headless Chickens
What a palaver. Up-tempo silly chase sequence with pizzicato strings, tuba and tuned percussion
1:03 · 160 BPM
Don’t Be Embarrassed
Getting over first night nerves. The countdown begins with pizzicato strings and clock FX
1:19 · 69 BPM
Curious Tango
There’s some odd people about. A quirky tango with pizzicato strings, snare drum and harmonica
1:22 · 114 BPM